Boredomitisyndrome

(A conversation between me and my friend, Kate, about boredom.)

‘This is the most forced situation I’ve ever been in.’
‘My blood is so bored it’s just gonna stop flowing and I’m probably gonna die. Of boredom.’
‘That’s a real thing.’
‘Boredomitisyndrome.’
‘Symptoms: Straight line for a mouth, low exhales, lowered zest for life.’

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